Sunday, May 29, 2011

Sorry D:

I know I've been slacking on my posts, I've been swamped with work and other stuff this weekend.  New post tomorrow for sure!

Friday, May 27, 2011

Cat mom hugs baby kitten


I apologize about my lack of posting today and yesterday.  I've been super busy, so here's an adorable youtube thing.   Just look at 'em.  Daaaawwwhhhhhhh.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Gears of war 3

Check out my whacky hair, eye makeup, and Afflicted Tee.
Gears of War 3 is coming out here pretty soon, but more importantly, they are releasing a special edition "retro lancer".  At around 100 dollars, it isn't exactly cheap, but i mean... look at it.  It's a three and a half foot long, hand painted blood splater-y work of art!  Who doesn't want that hanging on their wall?  You could stick it right next to this
If the chainsaw was actually operational, i could just sell my lawnmower and use this instead.

If I had the money to spare, i'd totally pick this up!  Unfortunately, I don't even know if i'll be able to afford the game due to my recent purchases, and intent on actually saving up some money this summer for college.  Any of you guys excited for this games release?  Anyone get the sweet pre-order gun?  Anyone want to mail previously mentioned gun to me?

Check out the full Kotaku article here.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Walmart has failed me

Note the lack of sick-assed battle hatchets on this display.
But i will not accept defeat.  I shall return.  I NEED THIS.

Woahwoahwoah. Hold up


Why did no one tell me about this?  I need this.  Hell, i'm going to Walmart right now.  I need this.  I NEED THIS.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Nyan cat man


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pop tart shield device.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Questionable Content

Pintsize kicking ass and taking names.


Questionable Content is a webcomic  written by Jeph Jacques.  It's been updated every weekday since it's premier on August 1st 2003.  It follows the main character Marten Reed, along with his large circle of friends (who get introduced as the story progresses) through all their whacky adventures of everyday life.  The comic contains a lot of music (mainly indie) references, and of course crude sex jokes (cue pintsize).  The illustration at the beginning of the series is really lame low level doodle type stuff, but Jeph quickly develops more skill as the comic goes on (panel 1 vs panel 1928)  Obviously at 1928 pages (and counting) long, it's a bit of a read, but it's well worth it.  I've read the entire series at least 3 times, and for me that's saying something.  It's one of the few webcomics I still keep up with on a daily basis, so go check it out for yourself!

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Documentary reccomendation



Metal: A Headbanger's journey is a must see for any fan of metal.  31 year old Sam Dunn (an anthropologist from Canada) travels the world to attempt to answer the question "Why is Metal so popular?"  He goes in depth through the history, subgenres, culture, and other aspects of what makes up the metal scene.  If you enjoy this, he also filmed a follow up documentary "Global Metal" which explores different cultures around the globe, and the impact Metal has on them.  I've watched both, and I must say, they are extremely interesting, and well made.  He managed to get a lot of interviews from some fairly prominent musicians too.  Even if you aren't a fan of metal, it could still be an interesting view if you have an hour or two of time to kill.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

The joys of working in fast food.

As you may or may not know, I recently got a job as a delivery driver at a local pizza place.  So far it's gone pretty good (plus if someone backs out of an order, and it's already made, we get free pizza nomz).  Before I can start driving, I have to learn how to take orders over the phone, serve customers, and make pizzas so that in the event where everyone is swamped, and i'm sitting on my ass playing solitaire on my iPod, I can help out.  Week 1 was all about answering the phones/dealing with customers (which is by far the worst, most stress filled role you can work on, especially if you don't know shit.  The phone ring of my store legitimately haunts me in my sleep).  You'd think taking orders would be fairly easy.  The system is straightforward enough.  To make it even easier, I have a fairly strong background in computers, so in theory this should be a walk in the park for me...  But people fucking suck at ordering pizzas.  I'd say about  20% of the calls I get are simple, painless 45 second orders from really nice sounding people.  Then there's about 50% are ether normal nice, or very easily aggravated people who have specific questions such as "how much does x serve" or "I have x coupon, but I forget what it's called, but it may or may not include y, z.  what is that?".  Questions I don't know how to answer, which means a lot of people get put on hold, so I can go ask people who know shit.  Then we get this golden 30% of sheer asshatary that I didn't know existed prior to joining the workforce (that's a blatant lie, I've known stupid assholes my whole life.)  Here's how those calls go.

Hello, thank you for calling asdfjkl;, will this be pick up or delivery?
YEAH UHH I'D LIKE A MEDI-
I'm sorry ma'am, will this be pick up or delivery
DELIVERY. CAN I-
Aaaaand can I get your phone number real quick?
UH YEA 999-9999.

Now it's worth noting at this point that the information is taken in this order on every call we get.  It's just the way the software is set up.  you would think that people would catch on, seeing as a lot of people who call in are previous customers, but no.  This bit of seemingly obvious information is lost on them.  But let's give them the benefit of the doubt and assume it's their first time ordering.   Or maybe they get nervous on phone calls, or maybe they were just in a near-miss car accident, and they aren't thinking clearly.  It happens to the best of us. ('cept for the near miss accident part.  I've never ordered pizza directly after a near miss accident)

Alright, Jane dicklicker?  Of 999 pooploop lane?
THATS ME.
Alright, what can I get for you?
UHHH. CAN I GET A MEDIUMWITHHALFOLIVES,HALF GREEN PEPPERS , THREE QUARTERS GREEN OLIVES, APROX. 3/4THS CUP OF CRUSHED PEPPER, SLICED TOMATOES ON THE UPPERMOST LEFT QUADRANT, I WANT THE AVACADOS IN A SMILEYFACE TILTED AT 95 DEGREES.
I'm sorry can you repeat that, I didn't quite catch the first part. -as I frantically punch buttons of the ingredients mentioned that we do have out of that order.-
-obviously over exaggerated sigh- WELL CAN YOU JUST GET ME A MEDIUM HALF ONION HALF OLIVE PIZZA?
Yes ma'am, what else can I get for you.
UHHHHHHHHHH. -caller watches a commercial or two- DO YOU HAVE ANY CHEESE STICKS?
Jim stix?
WAT DAT?
They are the closest thing to cheese sticks we serve here
HOW MANY PEOPLE DOES THAT SERVE?
Which size?
UHHH.... LARGE.
Please hold, I'll go find that out for you real quick
-SIIIIGGGGGHHHHH- OKAY.
Alright, it serves x amount of people.
FORGET IT. I'LL JUST GET MY PIZZA. AND UHH. A 2 LIETER DIET COKE.
Will that be all for you today?
YA.
Alright, how will you be paying, cash, check or credit?
CHECK
Alright, that'll be about 20.45 and it'll be 30 to 45 minutes
TWENTY DOLLARS?!
Yes ma'am, the pizza is 15, we have a 2 dollar delivery charge, a 50 cent check charge, and then tax
BAH, FORGET IT LET ME CALL YOU BACK.
...okay.
-dial tone-
Never calls back.
The only part I exaggerated on was the overly complicated medium pizza.  Everything else has actually happened to me in my grand total of 4 days working there.  I've been sigh-ed at more times than I can count, yesterday some lady canceled her entire order because she found out there was a 2 dollar delivery charge (after we had started making the pizza mind you.) and my co-worker Duke had to stand at the credit card machine for 6 minutes, because the lady who was reading off her card number decided that the TV was significantly more important than her current pizza-ordering chore.  Yea. That actually happened.

Needless to say, I'm overjoyed to be moving on to the pizza making next week.  Then even more-so the delivery for the rest of the time span I work there.  At that point I get to drive around, get huge tips from really rich people, and spend minimal time around my smelly co-workers...  Who FUCKING REEK.  That's a story for another day though.  I'm sure I'll write a blog about my wonderful co-workers, their debilitating BO, and why it affected me so personally. (and couch-post.  I haven't forgotten about couch-post)

(P.S. not everyone yells into the phone like the caps lock implies.  Some also decide to take the order from across the room, so I can hardly hear them, which means more asking them to repeat themselves, which means more rage directed at me.  Because god forbid I try and get your information right.)

(P.P.S. what do you think of the theme of the blog?  I was proofreading this on the preview page, and the white text was kinda hard on my eyes.  Is that just me, or should i change my layout to be less eye-rape-y) 

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

This really helped me turn my life around.


This video really turned my life around.  I was going through some tough times, and it seemed like drugs were my only escape.  I was doing icoke, icrack, idope, ismack, idust, ipills, ithrills, ikills, ielsd, dmt, thc, pcp, mmo, rpg, you name it i was doing it.  Then i stumbled upon this video.  Dropped everything then and there, been clean for 3 hours now.

Monday, May 16, 2011

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING, BACK THE FUCK UP

MOST IMPORTANT NEWS ARTICLE YOU WILL EVER READ.  IT'S SO IMPORTANT I'M USING CAPS LOCK.

Once they make a triple stuffed version, my life will be complete.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Re:How To: Make A Grilled Cheese Sandwich.

This inspired me to make myself a nice desktop smore of teen rebellion.
Mmmm.  It's got that natural smoked taste.
Scott's a good influence.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Does this ever happen to you?

This happened to me yesterday while I was talking to some friends online.  I started out sitting fairly normal, then my body decided normal wasn't good enough.  My body knows better than to bother my very busy brain with complaints about seating, so it decided to just move about on its own, skipping the "consult brain." step.  While I was busy chatting away about how cool I thought hoverboards were, my body was slowly sabotaging me.  Pretty soon both my feet were off the ground, one was almost behind my monitor, and i was typing with 1 hand.  And I found myself thinking "What the fuck am I doing right now?".  After almost falling out of my seat trying to re-establish contact with the ground, i decided to paint a picture, and write a blog post about it.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Why don't you quit while you're ahead

I just started noticing this recently, but it seems like every TV series runs at least twice as long as it should.  Generally, after season 3 or so, things start to go off track, and get annoying.  for example;

Weeds: Weeds is a pretty entertaining show.  I watched season 1-6 in the timespan of about two weeks, and in my opinion, the first 3 or so seasons were great.  Then for some reason, the writers were like "Well, Agrestic is getting kinda lame now, let's burn it down, and start getting Nancy in a retarded amount of deep shit, like drug cartels, and stuff."  The story stops being believable at this point, because in reality I'm sure the cartels would have just killed her long ago for all the stupid shit she does.  I'm pretty sure the writers gave her superpowers, because she makes some of the dumbest decisions ever, yet somehow continues to not die, or kill off her loved ones.  She's the main character, so killing her would be kind of a bad call.  So now we are going to watch Nancy be a shitty parent for 3 more seasons. (that being said, I still watched, and enjoyed the latter 3 seasons, I'm just saying they should have stopped while they were ahead, as the story is only going downhill.)

The Office:  The office was at one point in time a hilarious show, with a fairly interesting back-story.  All the tension between Jim and Pam kept people coming back, and the theme of "working with crazy fuckers, whom you don't like" made a fairly believable show.  Everyone has known a Dwight at some point in time or another, so seeing his reaction to his stapler being encased in jello was a real knee slapper.  However, after Jim and Pam finally got together, I was pretty much over the show.  It would have been perfect if they would have just ended it there.  But no.  Lets continue dragging it out.  It starts going into the same old thing, repeated over and over.  They try and throw more twists in there, but I really don't care that they can't find a good day care center for their child.  I didn't get a chance to watch the entire 6th season, but in all honesty I really have no interest in doing so.  It used to be funny, but now they're just beating a dead horse. 

So what do you guys think?  Any other shows I forgot to mention?  Do you think I'm a pessimist who's just full of shit, and complains too much?  What did you have for lunch today?

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

How to prevent red rings on the xbox 360

Anyone who has an Xbox, or has any interest in videogames knows that the Xbox 360 is notorious for shitting out on itself leaving owners with a very pretty, very expensive paperweight.  What a lot of people don't know is how ridiculously easy it is to prevent that from happening.  If you just take a few simple steps, your xbox360 will last you quite a long time after that warranty expires (hopefully)

The red ring error codes signal many different hardware issues, but the most common is due to the solder from the GPU, or CPU melting due to overheating.  It's complicated to explain, but basically the mounts Microsoft used are cheap, and unreliable.  A simple, but costly mistake on their part.  If you want to fix this at the expense of your warranty (if it's still valid.  You can check online) you can replace the original poop soup X clamps.  Here's a good guide on how to do that.
However, if you don't feel comfortable messing around with the innards of your Xbox there are still a few good alternatives. 

1.  Lay the Xbox on its side:  The Xbox can operate in two positions, vertical, or laying down horizontally.  When the Xbox is vertical, pressure is put on the heatsinks.  However, if you lay it on its side, the heatsinks lie directly on the GPU/CPU die, without any negative effects (IE gravity).

2.  Avoid aftermarket coolers:  There's a lot of debate on this issue.  Some people swear by aftermarket coolers, saying they cool their Xbox just fine.  Others claim it does nothing but harm.  My viewpoint leans to the latter of the two.  For starters the Xbox intercooler should be avoided.  The fans in this are small and weak, and it's been debated that they actually slow the exhaust air from the Xbox (less air movement=more heat stays in your box)  Additionally there have been reports of this happening. (yea, thats burnt.  And see those tiny fans?)
Shiiiiitttt.

There are also designs where the Xbox stands vertically on a fan assembly like this model

Though these fans don't restrict anything (seeing as the only fans are the rear exhaust), but it does require you to position the Xbox vertically, putting pressure on the heatsinks. 

3.  Don't put your Xbox inside of a closed entertainment center:  If you've ever opened up your entertainment center, and been hit by the 999 degree burst of air that flows out, you should already know why this is a bad idea.  Entertainment centers generally have terrible (no) ventilation, so all the hot air created from your stereo, and other electronics builds up inside.  The Xbox puts out a lot of heat, so sticking it in a closed area with no airflow will mean you are essentially cooking your Xbox to death.

If you have an elite console, you have even better odds of never red-ringing.  Microsoft tried to fix their problem by adding this heatpipe/heatsink combo in order to disperse GPU heat better.  Although it helps, it didn't completely fix the issue.  My first elite had to be sent in for repair after it red-ringed.
The smaller heatsink with the copper pipe is only on the newer Xbox systems

It should be noted that these solutions don't mean your Xbox will last forever, and the issues are all fixed.  These are all just measures to try and prevent overheating.  Also, this guide was intended for the original xbox, not the new slim version.  I have virtually no knowledge of the inner workings, and issues that version has, so do your own research on that.  (and if your Xbox red rings, or gets broken, don't blame it on me.  It's your own damn fault <3)

Note: Blogger rolled back, and deleted this post, so i'm reposting it now.  Also, all the comments were lost.  sorry D:

Monday, May 9, 2011

I'M BACK BITCHES.

It's the middle of finals week, but i decided to start my posting here again due to the fact that I have little work ethic, and therefore I don't study anyways.  I'm currently working on a few posts, so you can look forward to that.  Speaking of work ethic, i got a job at a local pizza place delivering pizzas :D  Now instead of being a lazy computer nerd, i'm a lazy computer nerd with income!  I'm not excited about the work part, but i need the munz.
Also, my friend just started up his own blog, you guys should totally check it out rite hurr.  The guy's a goon, and his posts are significantly more entertaining than mine.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

If you haven't noticed, i'm taking a little break

Life's hectic right now.  Finals are next week, i have a constantly growing list of things to do, and i'm lazy.  I promise i'll start posting again in a few weeks, but for now I've decided to spare you guys a clusterfuck of halfassed posts in favor of waiting it out, so i can write decent things and not waste your time.
Stay safe. Don't do drugs.  Don't talk to strangers.   Catch you guys on the edis pilf.  (look how witty i am harharhar)