Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Theatre of Life: Kassem Edition

How the hell did they miss the guys with moon shoes at 2:53? Hands down coolest guys there.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

I'm a big fat jerkbutt.

I know.  I haven't posted in like 3 weeks.  Why haven't I posted?

  1. I'm a dumbface
  2. I smell bad (that's a blatant lie, I smell amazing, no one can deny it) 
  3. The internet connection is incredibly slow at summer school, which means browsing the internet is borderline impossible. 
  4. I've recently taken up playing World of Warcraft (Fortunately, my laziness has actually prevented it from taking over my life. "I don't want to run all the way to Orgamar.  I'll just do it tomorrow. /logoff")
  5. Even though my job requires mainly sitting in my car, it still manages to take a lot out of me, which when combined with said laziness means I don't feel like writing blog posts.
  6. I have a surprisingly busy schedule.  With 8 hours of class a week, working part (nearly full) time, homework, procrastination, and other things, i'm really never bored anymore.  And boredom was what first inspired me to start blogging.
  7. I'm adding this because i didn't want to leave off with 6 points.  I prefer the number 7 over 6.
That being said, i think i'm going to start blogging again (though that's not the first time I've said that before, now is it?).  So you can look forward to more posts from me in the near future :D

(Oh, and on a side note, i'm playing WoW on a free private server.  No way i'd actually pay 15 dollars a month for that.)

Thursday, June 16, 2011



Go the F**k to Sleep - Read By Samuel L. Jackson!

Goodnight followers. Go 'da fuck to sleep.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011


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Monday, June 13, 2011


I'm not sure which is more badass, the tampon destroyer, or the soundtrack to this video.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Street Art: Joshua Allen Harris' Inflatable Bag Monsters

This guy takes that wacky flailing inflatable guy to the next level. Sorry for the lack of posts, super busy. Made 70 dollars in tips tonight thoughFUCKYEAH. Kbye <3

Saturday, June 11, 2011


Sorry, i know I'm falling behind on posts, I'll be updating daily soon. (i've got plenty of stuff to write about, i just haven't had the time here lately.) In the meantime watch...whatever the fuck this is. God I love the Japanese...

Thursday, June 9, 2011

The CQB Digicam Crossman

Out of boredom i decided I really wanted to try painting a digital camo design, but i didn't want to ruin anything if i messed up.  So i took my old clearsoft crossman P50, dismantled it, sanded it down, and painted a grey base coat on it.  While it was drying I took some graph paper+masking tape and carved out some stencils with an exacto knife.  After my base coat dried, I applied the masks, painted a black layer, then removed the masks.  Here we have the result;

Because I didn't sand it well the masking tape ripped off entire chunks of paint on the barrel, leaving those ugly yellow patches.

As you can see by the pictures, there's a battery pack on the outside.  That's because the inner battery pack (an 8 cell pack located inside the "magazine") just wasn't enough.  So i wired the stock 6 cell battery in parallel.  That's 16.8 volts of power, making this thing an ass whomping bb hose (assuming the gravity fed bbs will even feed fast enough). It's a shame i'll never actually use this thing on the field, it would be great for CQB.  It was a fun project, but unfortunately my local field only allows semi auto to be used indoors, and a crossman just doesn't have the range to be used outside.  Besides, I already have a Classic Army that outperforms this in pretty much every aspect.  I'll probably end up selling it on craigslist for like 50 bucks or so.  (anyone wanna buy it off me? ;D)

(Also, you'll be seeing a few more airsoft related posts soon, seeing as it's my new obsession now that i can actually afford to play)

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Don't be a fool, go to school.

I'm currently sitting in my summer school classroom.  Every Tuesday/Thursday for the next 5 weeks i have to wake up at 6:30, shower, get ready, drive to school, and sit in a classroom from 8 to 12 to listen to a lady ramble on about U.S./Texas Government.  There's not even any cute ladies in here! (i'm going to be single forever and die to death alone) Thank god for internet access, and my Netbook.  Without these two things, i would undoubtedly lose my sanity within days.  On the bright side, the class is split between two campuses, with some fancy two way video chat.  My teacher is located on the other campus, and when the powerpoint slideshow is open, she can't see us.  Meaning she can't see all of us not paying any attention/staring off into space.   Which means facebook chat, internet browsing, and most likely a lot of blogs from me over the next 5 weeks :D

On an unrelated note, i asked this once but no one responded; What do you guys think of the blogs text color?  Is the white hard to read?  Whenever I preview posts, it seems like the wall of text is filled with eyestrain, and bad.

Monday, June 6, 2011


Sorry about the continued lack of posts.  I've been busy with work, summerschool is starting, i'm lazy, and i'm lazy.
Anywho, I'm writing this post simply because i'm curious as to how many of my followers play minecraft.  I've been considering getting my server back up and running, and it would be nice to actually play with people (assuming there's no big server lag problems)  So anyone else addicted to this wonderfully simple game?  Anyone interested in joining my server?

Thursday, June 2, 2011

A blog about nothing. Then i complain a bit about trivial things.

Remember that time i apologized for not blogging, and promised a blog, then never wrote a blog?  Thanks for not hunting me down and lynching me.  I truly appreciate it. I don't really have anything to blog about tonight, but i felt guilty for not writing anything over the past few days (I've been very busy watching old episodes of scrubs, playing with my toys, and sleeping odd hours of the day away)

Today at work I met lots of new people.  I met the lady at the top of the giant trailer park hill.  Now when i say hill, i mean just that.  A sheer cliff with what looks to be a road leading up it.  Unfortunately this "road" was more of an obsticle course, filled with small chasms, and bumps the size of small pools.  More damage was done to my car on that hill than i made on that delivery.   I know this because she paid in exact change, and I heard some nasty scrapes from the undercarriage of my car.  (on a positive note, i finally found a use for all those lifted trucks i see cruising down the freeway.) I met 3 nice men at "Cowtown RV park" who kindly tipped me negative 57 cents, because my manager doesn't know how to properly schedule enough drivers to distribute the workload enough to get everyones food to it's destination on time.  (obviously the delay was my fault, and my negative tip should be reflective of this, despite my explaining why the pizza was late.)  I also almost got the chance to meet a wealthy man who lives in a gated community.  Unfortunately, after driving 8 miles to his fancy gate, he canceled his order as i pulled in, because "it took too long" (once again, i had no control over this.  In an act of revenge, I took his pizza home and ate it.  It tasted like victory, and wasted gas money.)  So do you guys have any fun work stories?  What did you have for dinner today?